Jokes !!

[Nobody]

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

[Nobody]

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking,
well-dressed, just-past middle-age gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam
asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone
else...?"

"No, I must see Natalie."

Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000
per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her
ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, then the man left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there
were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit.

Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour
later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.

Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end
of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services
three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's
lawyer. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

Moral: Some things in life are certain:

- Death;

- Taxes; and

- Being screwed by a lawyer

[FUS1ON]

LOL :rolf:

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Thanks Nob! .......They were great!