Mr Clean
07-09-2003, 06:35 AM
Using a secret access unbeknownst to DL, I was able to hack into his work PC and view the latest performance review that he just finished and gave to Sal.
By the way DL, I also saw your download folder, and I must say I had no idea sheep could actually bend that way.... :blink:
Anyway, I gleaned a few of DL's comments on Sal's review and wanted to share them with everyone:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
4. "When he opens her mouth, it seems that it's only to change feet."
5. "This employee has delusions of adequacy."
6. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
7. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
8. "A gross ignoramus. . .144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
9. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
10. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
11. "He's been working with glue too much."
12. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
13. "When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell."
14. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
15. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
16. "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
17. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
18. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
19. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
20. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes."
:P
By the way DL, I also saw your download folder, and I must say I had no idea sheep could actually bend that way.... :blink:
Anyway, I gleaned a few of DL's comments on Sal's review and wanted to share them with everyone:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
4. "When he opens her mouth, it seems that it's only to change feet."
5. "This employee has delusions of adequacy."
6. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
7. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
8. "A gross ignoramus. . .144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
9. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
10. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
11. "He's been working with glue too much."
12. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
13. "When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell."
14. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
15. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
16. "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
17. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
18. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
19. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
20. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes."
:P