Mr Clean
07-15-2003, 07:19 AM
An elderly married couple, Sepra and Jag, were sitting alone
in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. Jag looked
over and said to Sepra, "I know just what you're wanting, and
for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
Sepra looked surprised but didn't say a word.
Jag continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to our room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in
your life."
Sepra still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and
holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in our room," says Jag.
"Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"
in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. Jag looked
over and said to Sepra, "I know just what you're wanting, and
for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
Sepra looked surprised but didn't say a word.
Jag continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to our room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in
your life."
Sepra still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and
holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in our room," says Jag.
"Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"