Drunken Warrior
07-22-2003, 10:31 PM
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To: Subject: nursing home
>
> > >> Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone
> > >> in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked
> > >> over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and
> > >> for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking
>chair."
> > >>
> > >> The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
> > >>
> > >> The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
>soft
> > >> sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light
>some
> > >> candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in
> > >> your life."
> > >>
> > >> The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
> > >> digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and
> > >> holds it up
> > >> ..
> > >> "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old
> > >> man.
> > >>
> > >> "Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking
> > >> chair!"
To: Subject: nursing home
>
> > >> Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone
> > >> in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked
> > >> over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and
> > >> for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking
>chair."
> > >>
> > >> The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
> > >>
> > >> The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
>soft
> > >> sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light
>some
> > >> candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in
> > >> your life."
> > >>
> > >> The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
> > >> digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and
> > >> holds it up
> > >> ..
> > >> "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old
> > >> man.
> > >>
> > >> "Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking
> > >> chair!"