Thundarr
01-08-2004, 09:00 PM
Inside every older person is a younger person--wondering what the hell
happened. --Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. --Helen
Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.--Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.--Lily
Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a
car.--Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.--Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.--Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.--Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't.--Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.--Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the
windows--Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.--Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.--Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
at once.--Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.--Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!--Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb..... and I'm also not blonde.--Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.--Sue
Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.--Roseanne
Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.--Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.--Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything
done, ask a woman.--Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a career.--Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.--Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.--Eleanor
Roosevelt
happened. --Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. --Helen
Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.--Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.--Lily
Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a
car.--Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.--Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.--Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.--Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't.--Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.--Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the
windows--Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.--Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.--Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
at once.--Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.--Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!--Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb..... and I'm also not blonde.--Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.--Sue
Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.--Roseanne
Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.--Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.--Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything
done, ask a woman.--Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a career.--Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.--Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.--Eleanor
Roosevelt