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PimpDaddy
01-19-2004, 04:06 PM
"Schedule in He11"
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in He11. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in He11.
Demon: He11's not so bad. We actually have alot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... we
drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you'realready dead.
Guy: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...

Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized that He11 was such a swingin' place!
Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh, no.

Demon: Oooh, you're gonna hate Fridays...

Pure_Evil
01-19-2004, 05:16 PM
:rofl:

EXEcution
01-19-2004, 05:18 PM
:rofl: