dude
03-13-2004, 02:39 PM
> A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience and,on
> seeing God, asked, "Is my time up?"
> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live".
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
> and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live,
> she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last
> operation,she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
> street on her
> way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God,she
> demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you
> pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
> God replied, " I didn't recognize you."
:wave:
> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience and,on
> seeing God, asked, "Is my time up?"
> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live".
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
> and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live,
> she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last
> operation,she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
> street on her
> way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God,she
> demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you
> pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
> God replied, " I didn't recognize you."
:wave: