Insult/Jokes Time

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i started one of these over at Pgamers http://www.pgamers.com/forums/showthread.p...=&threadid=2004 (http://www.pgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2004)

Insult/Jokes

there were to men naked who each had one soap..they were hiding up a tree then three nuns come by and look at the tree and see something the first nun plls it a bar of soap drops down..the second nun pulls the other one an down came some soap both the nuns said 'It's a soap dispencer' then the third nun came along and yanked both of the things at once and got covered in white stuff and the nun said 'WAhoo!! i got some shampoo'

don&#39;t ban meee&#33;&#33; <_<

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emmm :wacko:

[Mr Clean]

Father O&#39;Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to
the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside and noticed there was a jackass lying
dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called
the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Top o&#39; the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I
help ye?"

"And the rest of the day te yerself. This is Father O&#39;Malley
at St. Brigid&#39;s. There&#39;s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be after sending a couple o&#39; yer lads to take care
of the matter?"

Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the
rest of the conversation proceeded:

"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of last rites&#33;"

There was dead silence on the line for a moment and then
Father O&#39;Malley replied: "Aye, that&#39;s certainly true, but we are
also obliged to notify the next of kin&#33;"

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LOL :lol: