Hell Froze Over

[Dark Reign]

Yes, the rumors are very true. I have a date for our homecoming Dance! Soooo, I need some tips for dances. What should I get her, what should I wear, and what should I do to make sure she doesn't change her mind before the dance! She is not going out with me, just to the dance. But, We may go out. I know you are all high school dance experts, so give me your tips. Gracias senors and senoritas!


BTW Gun, only postive comments please! Thank you!!!!!!

[Mr Clean]

When you introduce her, call her by her first name, not Mom..... :D

[Slice]

Hand her your checkbook and wallet. After you do that, you can do whatever you want. :P

[Mr Clean]

Okay that was pretty asshole of me. Dude, be yourself and have fun. If she doesn't like ya, don't worry about it. It's her loss.....there are plenty of fish in the sea.

[Norcon]

i donno mr.clean he did say
BTW Gun, only postive comments please! Thank you!!!!!![/quote:020414cca7] he he j/k, just act like yourself and DONT say anything about you being at this board!

[Dark Reign]

Okay,okay,hmmm...takin notes...more please!

[Dan2]

Dance to a couple of fast songs. Then make your move on the slow dance. Compliment her wonderful perfume move closer to her neck to appreciate the fine scent. Then ever so smoothly plant a soft kiss on her neck right below the ear. One of two things will happen next: a) she will melt in your arms, b) she will be running to her girlfriends to tell them what just happened. Either way your Golden.
Good Luck.

[Slice]

[quote:1a942507ac="Dan2"]Dance to a couple of fast songs. Then make your move on the slow dance. Compliment her wonderful perfume move closer to her neck to appreciate the fine scent. Then ever so smoothly plant a soft kiss on her neck right below the ear. One of two things will happen next: a) she will melt in your arms, b) she will be running to her girlfriends to tell them what just happened. Either way your Golden.
Good Luck.[/quote:1a942507ac]

You forgot c) your braces will get caught in that 10 foot long earing that she had hanging from her head.

Push and shove her during the crazy punk songs... then move close for the slow ones... then just kiss her...

i dono...

Oh... and dont dance during the crappy dance songs..

i never do. cause i suck at it.

[Norcon]

lol now theres some advice!

[Norcon]

dont right all these pointers down on your hand and try to read them during the dance... that wont end pretty

do you have any super dance tips Norcon?

[Justncredible]

lay down the law,,, tell her that becuz you are not together, and are just going for the fun of it,,, you plan on having fun,,,, practice your grind moves,,, get behind her and grind her butt,, then in front grind her leg,, do not forget to tell her the nice things,,, like "you look like an angel, but i know your a devil",,, or "if i did not like you so much,, i would hate you for being so butiful",,,, or "i love your hair,,, can i mess it up later",,, the real trick is to dance like a wild man,,, SNAP your hip,, go back on one arm and just snap your hip up in the air,,, but don't fall or your a dork,,, your goal is make everyone watch you,,, all the chics will want you if you do it right, if not what the hell,,, have fun,, be wild,,, get her drunk,,, malibu rum and fruit juice,,, but do not drink any yourself,,,,, good luck

[Gun Element]

Jeez Dark your takin this way more further than the usual person. Its just a dance.

[Phoenix]

[quote:39c60e9916="Gun Element"]Jeez Dark your takin this way more further than the usual person. Its just a dance.[/quote:39c60e9916]

remember "positive attitude" :wink:

[Phoenix]

ok, heres what you do. Be your self! You seem like a funny guy here on the forums because there is no reason to act shy. I swear, if you act goofy like you do here, this chick has to gig ya! :) If the doest, well then shes a #$!@ @&*#&( #^$ @% !&&& #&$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, try to get some pics, and rememer " be thy-self!"

oh, and dont forget to rent out a hotel room in advance incase you get lucky :wink:

[Gun Element]

lol phoenix. I dont want to be negetive becuase I really could be! :wink:

umm yea be yourself.....lol

[Phoenix]

[quote:2a9ffd9c87="Gun Element"]lol phoenix. I dont want to be negetive becuase I really could be! :wink:

umm yea be yourself.....lol[/quote:2a9ffd9c87]

yeah, its sometimes hard not to be negative, lol. Theres so many reasons to hate people here! :wink:

[Gun Element]

I know especially when I know him enough to make fun of him. :wink:

ah hmm me giving tips you got mad at me last time. SO what am I supposed to do?

[Phoenix]

[quote:f5e74aa2ae="Gun Element"]I know especially when I know him enough to make fun of him. :wink:

ah hmm me giving tips you got mad at me last time. SO what am I supposed to do?[/quote:f5e74aa2ae]

LOL, I remember that...

do it again :wink:

[Gun Element]

That last time was understandable I gave him tips on what he can do to gain girls and it turned into a disater. :(

[Phoenix]

he did end up getting a girl though :D

[Gun Element]

He sorta did. Like I said its only a dance. And he asked her online so that was easier to do. For me Im going for you know in front of her face.

And it just sucks being a boy. I want girls to ask me. :D

but he did get someone to dance with

[Phoenix]

At my scool its always the girls who ask the guys out :? I like it though...no pressure of rejection for me, lol.

[Gun Element]

Really!? That pisses me off. Here its more the guys ask the girls.

MAN! this sucks. The girls I want to ask are very slim.

[Dark Reign]

[quote:857c97968e="Gun Element"]I know especially when I know him enough to make fun of him. :wink:

ah hmm me giving tips you got mad at me last time. SO what am I supposed to do?[/quote:857c97968e]Gun postivie help like don't be such an asss! Wait, that's negative...thanks for alll of your advice

[Scorch]

8) :lol:

[Mr Clean]

[quote:632e427ec2]You forgot c) your braces will get caught in that 10 foot long earing that she had hanging from her head[/quote:632e427ec2]
lol good one slice

[Mr Clean]

[quote:9200de0ef6]lay down the law,,, tell her that becuz you are not together, and are just going for the fun of it,,, you plan on having fun,,,, practice your grind moves,,, get behind her and grind her butt,, then in front grind her leg,, do not forget to tell her the nice things,,, like "you look like an angel, but i know your a devil",,, or "if i did not like you so much,, i would hate you for being so butiful",,,, or "i love your hair,,, can i mess it up later",,, the real trick is to dance like a wild man,,, SNAP your hip,, go back on one arm and just snap your hip up in the air,,, but don't fall or your a dork,,, your goal is make everyone watch you,,, all the chics will want you if you do it right, if not what the hell,,, have fun,, be wild,,, get her drunk,,, malibu rum and fruit juice,,, but do not drink any yourself,,,,, good luck
[/quote:9200de0ef6]

No offense Just, but that reads like something out of a book entitled "how to get started as a serial rapist"......

heh... wait for them to ask you...

thats all i do

[Nightflier]

Remember, Daddy's use shotguns on active penis's. :D

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Ask her what she likes to do after school. Ask her about her PC, she probably has one.....you might be able to impress her with your knowledge of them. And yes....take everyone's advice about being yourself.....[b:103f0bc2b3]after[/b:103f0bc2b3] you've acted like a gentlemen. By gentlemen, I mean open all doors for her, car, home, dance, restarant, your bedroom...
OK scratch the last one. Trust me gentlemen are a dieing breed, half the kids I know have no manners at all. Manners = respect, for themselves and others.
Don't cuss...it will not make you sound like a man. Real men don't have to cuss (in public).
And for God's sake brush and floss before going out, nothing turns a girl/woman off more than foul breath. Chew gum if you have to, but don't smack it or blow bubbles......and offer her some (yeh, remember the "gentlemen thing).
Tell her something funny that happened to you, if she doesn't laugh, your in trouble. A sense of humor is a must! That's how people survive life......
sorry got a little freudian there.
As far as dancing, if you don't know how, just watch how everyone else is dancing and copy them. Don't try any unusual moves....you might fart....j/k. OK I can't stay serious any longer, so I'll quit. Have fun at the dance, keep and eye out for any girls that are watching you, they are your future dates.

[Mr Clean]

[quote:61e3629515]Ask her what she likes to do after school. Ask her about her PC, she probably has one.....you might be able to impress her with your knowledge of them. And yes....take everyone's advice about being yourself.....after you've acted like a gentlemen. By gentlemen, I mean open all doors for her, car, home, dance, restarant, your bedroom...
OK scratch the last one. Trust me gentlemen are a dieing breed, half the kids I know have no manners at all. Manners = respect, for themselves and others.
Don't cuss...it will not make you sound like a man. Real men don't have to cuss (in public).
And for God's sake brush and floss before going out, nothing turns a girl/woman off more than foul breath. Chew gum if you have to, but don't smack it or blow bubbles......and offer her some (yeh, remember the "gentlemen thing).
Tell her something funny that happened to you, if she doesn't laugh, your in trouble. A sense of humor is a must! That's how people survive life......
sorry got a little freudian there.
As far as dancing, if you don't know how, just watch how everyone else is dancing and copy them. Don't try any unusual moves....you might fart....j/k. OK I can't stay serious any longer, so I'll quit. Have fun at the dance, keep and eye out for any girls that are watching you, they are your future dates.[/quote:61e3629515]
I knew it. Ping and Oprah are one and the same person....

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Damn, my secret is out! :oops:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Actually, I'm a cross between Ann Landers and Ted Bundy. :P

[Mr Clean]

That reminds me Dark, I've been meaning to ask. WHEN is this big dance. You should have a friend take some pics of her with a digital camera and upload them so we can vote on....I mean, so we can see her. :roll:

[Mr Clean]

[quote:f1d9a51870]Actually, I'm a cross between Ann Landers and Ted Bundy[/quote:f1d9a51870]
lol So you give out advice that people would kill for? :D

[Phoenix]

Im a cross between God and Buddha...

[Mr Clean]

You mean your Gouda...like the cheese????

[Phoenix]

[quote:be3a584f10="mrclean"]You mean your Gouda...like the cheese????[/quote:be3a584f10]

bingo 8)

ahhhhhh...the power of cheese! :wink:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

CHEESE!!!
Oh Yea I mean

SPAM!!! :mad:

[Nobody]

[img:e10d0945c5]http://members.telocity.com/~dman321/smilies/cheesess.gif[/img:e10d0945c5]

More spam :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Outlaws Poison Ivy]

[quote:4cd8485b19="OUTLAWS high ping camper"]Ask her what she likes to do after school. Ask her about her PC, she probably has one.....you might be able to impress her with your knowledge of them. And yes....take everyone's advice about being yourself.....[b:4cd8485b19]after[/b:4cd8485b19] you've acted like a gentlemen. By gentlemen, I mean open all doors for her, car, home, dance, restarant, your bedroom...
OK scratch the last one. Trust me gentlemen are a dieing breed, half the kids I know have no manners at all. Manners = respect, for themselves and others.
Don't cuss...it will not make you sound like a man. Real men don't have to cuss (in public).
And for God's sake brush and floss before going out, nothing turns a girl/woman off more than foul breath. Chew gum if you have to, but don't smack it or blow bubbles......and offer her some (yeh, remember the "gentlemen thing).
Tell her something funny that happened to you, if she doesn't laugh, your in trouble. A sense of humor is a must! That's how people survive life......
sorry got a little freudian there.
As far as dancing, if you don't know how, just watch how everyone else is dancing and copy them. Don't try any unusual moves....you might fart....j/k. OK I can't stay serious any longer, so I'll quit. Have fun at the dance, keep and eye out for any girls that are watching you, they are your future dates.[/quote:4cd8485b19]

Oh my goodness - HPC is brilliant - I just knew he had a serious side hiding in there somewhere. LOL He is right, gentlemen are a dieing breed, and we women like gentlemen. Well, at least I do. :D

[Falcor]

I would say maintain the power of positive thinking. To me this thread indicates you are a little nervous.. very natural, your key to an enjoyable evening is to picture it as such. Before and during this dance envision a perfect, fun, relaxed, smooth, casual time. Just keep a positive outlook the whole time and smile. If you are relaxed and enjoying yourself it will help your date to do the same.

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Excellent advice Falcor. Two thumbs up. :!:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Oh, and thank you for the compliment PI. :D

[Scorch]

I like the avatar

[Dark Reign]

Thank you for all your advice!

[Phoenix]

no probelem:) Hope it goes well for ya! 8)

[Gun Element]

Man this sucks. Im not talkin to Dark so when Im negetive its not about you.

I tried 2 girls so far and both said no.

*gun cries* * Gun does the happy dance* "The happy dance the happy dance*

Ok but now Im lost on who to ask. I asked the 2 I really wanted to go with. I could ask a friend thats a girl. But I want to go with someone I like.

I dont know I hope it ends well though. :microwave:

good advice... dont act nervous...

[Phoenix]

[quote:df859a836d="Gun Element"]Man this sucks. Im not talkin to Dark so when Im negetive its not about you.

I tried 2 girls so far and both said no.

*gun cries* * Gun does the happy dance* "The happy dance the happy dance*

Ok but now Im lost on who to ask. I asked the 2 I really wanted to go with. I could ask a friend thats a girl. But I want to go with someone I like.

I dont know I hope it ends well though. :microwave:[/quote:df859a836d]

go with darks sister

BWAHAHAHAAHA

:flamethrower:

[Gun Element]

I dont think so.

Go with Phoenix;)

[Gun Element]

I thought he was goin with Sal? 8)

I cant remember... but i know im goin with Slice.

[Gun Element]

I have nothin and everyone else does. :cry:

well at least your not gay.

my gf wouldnt be too happy if i told her about the gayness of forums :P

[Phoenix]

[quote:c8b7732e83="Gun Element"]I thought he was goin with Sal? 8)[/quote:c8b7732e83]

no, Im going with hammer...dont tell sal though %atchnk:

Well just remember Slice is mine. :x

[Gun Element]

Unfortunately its stuck in my head.

[Phoenix]

[quote:83cde3783b="Gun Element"]Unfortunately its stuck in my head.[/quote:83cde3783b]

what is?

[Gun Element]

That Raven is going out with Slice.

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

[quote:5b2e4b600f="Ra/en"]Well just remember Slice is mine. :x[/quote:5b2e4b600f]

:agrue:
no he's mine and so are you. :evil:

[Gun Element]

Threesomes are cool you guys. This reminds me of the time when Whocares and Raven were goin against me on a 2on1 battle. I didnt even die once.

Those were the days.

[Phoenix]

Lets have a foursome! Im [i:0a0c8d4059]veryyyyyy[/i:0a0c8d4059] flexible...BWAHAHAHAHA

[Gun Element]

Ok I wish I didnt just read that. :?

[Phoenix]

[quote:5eea2dce80="Gun Element"]Ok I wish I didnt just read that. :?[/quote:5eea2dce80]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Gun Element]

on OPPOSITE DAY MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha


I just realized something. I dont know. Its best to be kept.

[Phoenix]

[quote:81851e948e="Gun Element"]on OPPOSITE DAY MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha


I just realized something. I dont know. Its best to be kept.[/quote:81851e948e]

please tell me!!! If you want you can PM me...

[Gun Element]

Disney movies are such overrated crap.

[Phoenix]

[quote:64624d3f62="Gun Element"]Disney movies are such overrated crap.[/quote:64624d3f62]

............that was random :?

[Gun Element]

My god. What is this?

(actually I dont know......)

[Slice]

I think that we have a touch of the Gay bug. :B-fly:

[Gun Element]

fine then HATE ME!

[Slice]

[quote:ae2d7c3aa8="Gun Element"]fine then HATE ME![/quote:ae2d7c3aa8]

OK :splat:

[Phoenix]

[quote:12c0cafd84="Gun Element"]fine then HATE ME![/quote:12c0cafd84]

w00t!

:minigun:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Never did hear how that date went? :?: :?: :?:

[Gun Element]

hehehe. uhhhh Well if they were still going it still wouldnt have happened. But the homecoming dance is this Saturday so not too long from now.

Heres the scoop. He asked her, she said yes ONLY if we hanged out more. 2 weeks passed and they just said hi to each other. So she called it off. She is going with a senior now and now Dark is mad.

Thats the "date" heh.

[Grimmy]

Let is know how it goes! Pics would explain a lot too hehhe

[Dark Reign]

Thnaks for bringing up the godamn thread Gun! GAAA! :mad:

[Gun Element]

High ping camper started it again.

And besides you started the whole thing in the first place.

[Grimmy]

Yea, you tell him Gun :rofl:

[Dark Reign]

Oh well i don't care anymore haha

[Gun Element]

ahem sure.

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

I'm sorry Dark, I thought the date had come and gone.....didn't mean to upset you. If you can't find a date, go stag (by yourself).....don't know if people still use the word "stag". LOL :D
There's bound to be other guys and girls going by themselves...don't sit at home and be a poop head......just go to the dance and try to have fun.
I went to my senior prom by myself....sniff..sniff..*tears running down face.....LOL :lol: ...it ain't no big thing BROTHA!
[size=18:e316f39e19][b:e316f39e19]Now....are you gonna go or not?![/b:e316f39e19][/size:e316f39e19]

[Dark Reign]

I'm not going, but frankly don't care. t doesn't bother me she dumped me, so I'll let it die. I got over it and I'm happy to report back on the prowl.. :D

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Young Man! You were not dumped. The girl changed her mind....trust me
women can do that.....allot! :lol:
LOL....Damn, I'm gonna catch hell for sayin' that!
Now the least you can do is lie to me, and say you're going....it will make me feel better....and that's what's important here! :lol:

[Grimmy]

You could take yourself, and then take someone else's girl when you get there and then take her home :mrgreen:

[Mr Clean]

I guy when I was in school always brought this blow up doll as his date. Kinda funny and pathetic at the same time, but it became a tradition. Maybe you should start this tradition at your school :D

(and no, I wasn't the guy with the doll. I asked it, but the doll said no.... :cry: )

[FUS1ON]

[quote:87f9c4a4fe="Mr Clean"](and no, I wasn't the guy with the doll. I asked it, but the doll said no.... :cry: )[/quote:87f9c4a4fe]

:rofl:

[Grimmy]

:rolf: