OUTLAWS Tip
08-20-2005, 03:56 PM
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's
receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this.
You've got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's
office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist
said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things
like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,
"he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private.
"The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass
anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled knowing
he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
:D
receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this.
You've got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's
office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist
said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things
like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,
"he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private.
"The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass
anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled knowing
he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
:D