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OUTLAWS Tip
09-12-2005, 03:54 AM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there,
the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

:D

BobtheCkroach
09-12-2005, 04:22 AM
:eek: :eek: ROFL!

OUTLAWS high ping camper
09-12-2005, 05:01 AM
ouch, lol :D

Black Rose
09-12-2005, 07:22 AM
hehe :P

ME BIGGD01
09-12-2005, 08:11 AM
oooohhhhh, now that may hurt:D

Caged Anger
09-12-2005, 10:31 AM
woa, didn't see that one coming... :rofl:

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
09-12-2005, 10:42 AM
:rofl: LOL!

Mad Fox
09-12-2005, 07:32 PM
I dont know if I think its funny or gross

Pure_Evil
09-12-2005, 07:54 PM
I dont know if I think its funny or gross
I guess that depends on which way the pendulum swings 4 ya! ;)


:thumbs:

EXEcution
09-12-2005, 08:02 PM
I guess that depends on which way the pendulum swings 4 ya! ;)


:thumbs:
Mine swings good! :confused:

LOL N1 Tip! :D

SoulReaver
09-12-2005, 09:07 PM
Haha ROFL! :rofl:

Slice
09-12-2005, 09:24 PM
:rofl: good one!

Elem3ntal
09-12-2005, 10:11 PM
:rofl: Lol

Dan2
09-13-2005, 02:56 AM
OUCH!:rofl: