OUTLAWS CHICO
02-13-2003, 06:39 AM
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.