Useless facts thread!

[Wiper]

Nothing to do with our beloved member :cool:


just join the fun:



A human can't lick his/her own elbow :P

Edit:

Plz don't spam it up :thumbs:

[Useless]

Nothing to do with our beloved member :cool:


just join the fun:



A human can't lick his/her own elbow :P

Edit:

Plz don't spam it up :thumbs:

and i thougt...puuuhh

The eyes of a donkey are in such a way arranged that it can see all four feet simultaneous.

~translator

btw, i am soo jealous :mad: lol joke :D

[Useless]

In the year 2004 registered the city Las Vegas 37 million visitor.

[Useless]

In Michigan it is punishable to kiss his wife on a Sunday.

[Useless]

Santa Claus in its current feature is based on an advertisement idea of the enterprise Coca-Cola.

[Useless]

freez-dried-food is unhealthy

[Useless]

In Paulding, Ohio may bite a policeman a dog, in order to place it calmly

[Useless]

99 % all ways of life, which lived ever on earth, are extinguished.

[Useless]

80 % all terrorists use GNU/Linux.


btw all i post here is ~translator

[Virus]

A cockroach can live 9 days without it's head, before it dies on hunger. :)

[Digital Fighter]

The colours red,yellow and orange make u fell hungry...:P

[Virus]

Elephant is the only animal what can't jump. :D

[Virus]

Alabama:

In church you are not allowed to wear fake-moustache, which make other people laugh.

[Virus]

Colorado:

Borrowing your vacuumer to your neighbour is not allowed.

[Wiper]

A cow can walk up a stair but not down. :D

[Hightow3er]

wtf:confused:

[Useless]

Elephant is the only animal what can't jump. :D

never, whats with the snail?

[Useless]

The colours red,yellow and orange make u fell hungry...:P

your sig makes me feel hungry

btw Scrape (Blattaria) have up to seven hearts.

[Evolta]

Netherlands:

coffee shops can sell drugs, but are not allowed to buy it

[Wiper]

never, whats with the snail?

Not a mammal :P


Btw,

Pigs have a 30 min orgasm :o :eek:

[Evolta]

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

[Nitro]

The average lemur sneezes 2.4 times a day.

[CyBeR WoLf]

Chuck Norris had counted for 2 times until infinit

[Nitro]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[CyBeR WoLf]

the big bang was made by a Chuck Norris' "rondhouse kick"

[CyBeR WoLf]

Chuck Norris doesn't use solar creme.He can kill UV Radies with "rondhouse kicks"

[CyBeR WoLf]

Chuck Norris had win at the lottery with a train ticket

[CyBeR WoLf]

Iron Maiden sing "Fear of the Dark". the Dark sing "Fear of Chuck Norris"

[CyBeR WoLf]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

[CyBeR WoLf]

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

[CyBeR WoLf]

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[Wiper]

Barbapapa is considered to be the most flexible person in the world :P

[Nitro]

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

[Digital Fighter]

A thing that diferences humans from animals is the way that they can love each other.

[Virus]

never, whats with the snail?

It's a bug. :P

[Virus]

Not a mammal :P


Btw,

Pigs have a 30 min orgasm :o :eek:

I heard that too. :eek:

[CyBeR WoLf]

I heard that too. :eek:

i knew 50 min btw xD:D

[QuietStorm]

Useless home

[Useless]

All clocks in the film” Pulp Fiction “r on 4:20 clock.

[QuietStorm]

All clocks in the film” Pulp Fiction “r on 4:20 clock.

stay here. It's the right place 4 u

[PyronoX]

stay here. It's the right place 4 u

Stfu , leave ..

[Useless]

Stfu , leave ..

thx but,..let him/her (who knowz :rolleyes:?) talk...he/she can say what he want, he/she cannot own me with childish comments

[PyronoX]

I just don't understands why he's such a retarded mf .

[Useless]

I just don't understands why he's such a retarded mf .

i don´t know that too :/ but i think he knows as much as we(i mean why he´s :S)

[Useless]

and now back to topic again ^^

Jesus is called actually Josua.

[Evolta]

josua is ectually called hendrik

[Virus]

josua is ectually called hendrik

Hendrik is actually called Javi.

[Virus]

And my last post was total bullshit.

[Evolta]

jave is an other name for god

[MORGANA]

If a male cat is both orange and black it is ( besides being extremely rare ) sterile. To have both the orange and the black coat colors, the male cat must have all or part of both female X chromosomes. This unusual sex chromosome combination will render the male cat sterile.

[MORGANA]

A dog's heart beats between 70 and 120 times a minute, compared with a human heart which beats 70 to 80 times a minute.

[MORGANA]

Dogs dream. If you look at your dog while it's sleeping, sometimes you'll see its eyes move and twitch under its eyelids. Humans do this too, and we definitely dream. So researchers are almost positive that dogs have dreams too. But guess what? No one knows what dogs dream about.

[MORGANA]

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

[MORGANA]

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

[MORGANA]

Women smile more than men do

[MORGANA]

Women on average live seven years longer than men do. :D ( i guess cose they smile more)

[PyronoX]

Women smile more than men do

:( :P

[Useless]

Women smile more than men do

not in my class, belive me :P

[Virus]

Dogs dream. If you look at your dog while it's sleeping, sometimes you'll see its eyes move and twitch under its eyelids. Humans do this too, and we definitely dream. So researchers are almost positive that dogs have dreams too. But guess what? No one knows what dogs dream about.


My dog is barking quietly when he is sleeping sometimes. :P

[Digital Fighter]

Hendrik is actually called Javi.

Javi is actually called Vellu.

[MORGANA]

haahaha, than girls in your class need more from this fact :
Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy. This same chemical is found in Prozac.

not in my class, belive me :P

[MORGANA]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
:D :P

[MORGANA]

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet.
:eek: :P

[Useless]

haahaha, than girls in your class need more from this fact :
Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy. This same chemical is found in Prozac.


lal, no!! they lough more than enough, i meaned that the boys lough mo0re thatn the girls

german: wir jungs bauen so viel scheiße, dass wir nur über uns lachen können :P

Penguins can jump up to 2 m highly.

[Evolta]

Dogs dream. If you look at your dog while it's sleeping, sometimes you'll see its eyes move and twitch under its eyelids. Humans do this too, and we definitely dream. So researchers are almost positive that dogs have dreams too. But guess what? No one knows what dogs dream about.


should I make a movie of my dog while he sleeps :D
so funny .. all the time making sounds and kicking with the lags :D

[PyronoX]

should I make a movie of my dog while he sleeps :D
so funny .. all the time making sounds and kicking with the lags :D

GO FOR IT ! :D

[Useless]

should I make a movie of my dog while he sleeps :D
so funny .. all the time making sounds and kicking with the lags :D

yes! plz :D

[Virus]

should I make a movie of my dog while he sleeps :D
so funny .. all the time making sounds and kicking with the lags :D

Your dog has lags when he sleeps? http://www.gamezone24.net/forums/images/smilies/lach.gif

[Evolta]

lol hate my bad english... legs.. :P
but well I will make a movie (if I dont forget)

[.:Ðievad°]

cocacola was invented to be a miracle cure

[.:Ðievad°]

The electrical seat was invented by a dentist

[.:Ðievad°]

lions have sex 30 or 40 times a day in the matingseason

[.:Ðievad°]

that the South African Giant Earthworm can reach a length of 6.7 meters

[Nick]

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

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One of these amazing, but useless facts is false. Do you know which one?

[Nitro]

Fact: I am the sexiest man alive.

[drop dead gorgeous]

A man named ed peterson is the inventor of the egg mcmuffin =P i'm hungry
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's

[Useless]

Queen Elizabeth II. possesses the truck driving licence.

[Useless]

Fact: I am the sexiest man alive.

right post in the right thread :P:P

btw..Soy beans are actually peas.

[Useless]

In Monaco it is to be eaten legally forbidden on the road.

[Useless]

now sth. for u javi..^^In the city Halethrope, Maryland may not last a kiss longer than one second. :P:D

[Useless]

In most advertisements the clocks stand on 10.10 o'clock.

[Digital Fighter]

now sth. for u javi..^^In the city Halethrope, Maryland may not last a kiss longer than one second. :P:D

lol i will never go there!! Thats impossible for me :P

[.:Ðievad°]

its impossible for javi to go to halethrope

[Digital Fighter]

its impossible for javi to go to halethrope

:rofl:

[Virus]

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath


Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.



The first one is not true. :hmmm:

If the second is true, that would be cool. :eek:

We have smurf limonade here and it's bright green. :D

[Fifth]

Fifth Element owns.



:P

[Wiper]

The first one is not true. :hmmm:

If the second is true, that would be cool. :eek:

We have smurf limonade here and it's bright green. :D

First one is true, once unconcious you body will force you to breath again. Can't stop that with ur mind :P

[Suicidal]

Need another useless fact?
almsot all the useless facts on this thread can be found on the exact same page elsewhere on the internet! USELESS INDEED!

and the dogs in iceland one is false. should have read the bottom right side of the page. LOL

[Suicidal]

but try this one:

If supercalifragilisticexpialodocious actually WAS a real word, then it would only be the third longest word in the english language,
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanconiosis (being the longest) is a word which has a subtle definition of a little bit more than a quarter of the letters put together than the word itself

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45)

: a lung disease (12)

There, useless and you can definately live without it.
(It also has 9 O's)

And great. I just noticed there was a page that kinda had this information already. more uselessness (FIVE S's!)

[Wiper]

Another fact: some think this thread is useless :D

[Fifth]

Fifth Element owns, that's the truth! :P

[PyronoX]

Fifth Element owns, that's the truth! :P

This is not true .

[Virus]

Longes word of finnish language:

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliups eerioppilas. :D


Edit: Shit GM makes that space on there. It's not supposed to be there.

[PyronoX]

Longes word of finnish language:

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliups eerioppilas. :D


Edit: Shit GM makes that space on there. It's not supposed to be there.

You gotta joke , ;D

[Useless]

Another fact: some think this thread is useless :D

yes, it´z me :P :P

[Virus]

You gotta joke , ;D

No, i'm not joking. :)

[Evolta]

school is most timewaisting thing there is ...

imagine all the hours school behind pc playing ss... how good would we be then ;-)

[Nitro]

i agree. school IS a waste of time for certain types of people, myself included.

[Deter]

(Australia) Kids can't buy cigarettes, but they can smoke it.
(China) If you want go to high school you must be intelligent.
(York) In monday-saturday you can shoot scotchman with a bow. (:confused: )
(Florida) If you're a woman and you're not married , you can't jump with parachute in sundays.

If someone can't read -Sorry. my english is not so good.

[Suicidal]

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmit is my name too

[SHOTGUNmaniac]

(Australia) Kids can't buy cigarettes, but they can smoke it.
(China) If you want go to high school you must be intelligent.
(York) In monday-saturday you can shoot scotchman with a bow. (:confused: )
(Florida) If you're a woman and you're not married , you can't jump with parachute in sundays.

If someone can't read -Sorry. my english is not so good.

The UK : if your unemloyed and english, ur entilted to nothing, if your an immigrant your rich.

[Wiper]

The UK : if your unemloyed and english, ur entilted to nothing, if your an immigrant your rich.

Plz don't drag it to this kinda stuff, here in the Netherlands a lot think the same. It's a feeling and I don't share it :)

[Useless]

that one is the greatest in this thread, rly

In New York suicides, who jump of the roof of a building, can be condemned to death

[Evolta]

tonight im gonna be drunk... thats a fact ;-)

[Suicidal]

OKay so you guys know about the dumb laws thing. I've read them ALL! (LOL, college)

here's my favorite:

South Carolina: Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

Also along the same lines:

Montana: Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

[Digital Fighter]

lol!!!!

[Evolta]

whaha :D nasty laws :D

[Useless]

lal :bravo:

[PyronoX]

zuperlol

[Deter]

South Carolina: Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

wahahahaa this is great :P

[Wiper]

The exact number of pi still ain't known by mankind :D

[Evolta]

The exact number of pi still ain't known by mankind :D

pi hasn't got an exact number

[Wiper]

pi hasn't got an exact number

Still didn't reach the end....believe a few million digits are know and they are still working on it :P

[Virus]

Hey don't kill this thread, write something dumb here. :D

[Evolta]

Virus is scarry

[Suicidal]

My roommates creating a virus an our room

[Evolta]

beer damages your brain

[Fifth]

beer damages your brain

That's not truth. :P Beer is like a juice. :P Vodka or wine... = hangover :P

[Ma)N(iac]

Drugs are Suicidal! xd :D

[Nick]

Drugs are Suicidal! xd :D

generalisations are worse !!

most medecines are drugs! some drugs are medicinal! and some drugs are destructive!

[Evolta]

this message is posted at 0:04

[Suicidal]

i dont know.... I got .03!

[Ma)N(iac]

i dont know.... I got .03!

Wr0ng.... i got .03.001

[Evolta]

Wr0ng.... i got .03.001

cmon ... thats not the point...

FACT: I like girls

[Digital Fighter]

cmon ... thats not the point...

FACT: I like BOYS

i like girls not boys :P

[Evolta]

i like boys not girls :P


nasty dude

[Useless]

i like girls not boys :P


:thumbs: me too :cool:

[Deter]

What the... gay invasion? :D

[Useless]

What the... gay invasion? :D

why? i said :i like GIRLS not boys..^^"

[Virus]

Becoming Spam.

[Fifth]

Becoming Spam.

That's the fact

[Die Hard]

Texas was once a country.

[Digital Fighter]

The computer is a complete loss of time....:P

[Wiper]

Rich Romans didn't know they were poisoning themselves with lead from the cups they drank out.

[CyBeR WoLf]

chuck norris is all!

[Suicidal]

all is chuck norris

[PATRIOT]

Some Police in USA use coca cola to wash blod from high way.:D

[PATRIOT]

If you put meat in the bottel of cocacola and look at it in a week, there will be no meat.

[PATRIOT]

Almostall acid begining with element H, so as water H2O.:rolleyes:

[Thunder]

Actually H2O is ampholytic. Its an acid and alkali in one :D

[PATRIOT]

When you are falling in SS you can not duck/sit :D

[Perfect aim]

We are learning how to graph Sin, Cos, Tan, Csc, Sec, and Cot graphs usning this formula in math : y= xSine(b-c)+t

x = amplitude B= period
C= phase shift t= vertical shift


A random thing :D

[PATRIOT]

In SS world if u will hold jump button and after that press duck/sit button u will jump, if u will hold duck/sit button and then press/hold jump button you will stand.

[Amn]

Dogs cant look up

[hockeystard89]

"In Tennessee, no person may import or possess any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange any live skunk, except bona fide zoological parks."

Tennessee is a messed up state.

[hockeystard89]

"A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed."

[hockeystard89]

"Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing."

Are people really that desperate to catch a fish?

[.:Ðievad°]

rain comes from above

[Johnny Knoxville]

water is wet :funny:

[Prosciutto]

The GFP (green fluorescent protein) gives fluorescence.

[Wiper]

rain comes from above

:rofl:

If you look to the left u can't see right :P

[Wiper]

chuck norris is all!

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/3c507b35_Nunchucks.jpg