Tech Support Ticket Resolutions

[Bingo]

This was sent out by our Service Desk today at work. I've no idea if any of these are ours, are true or what, but they sure are funny.

How hard can it be to work as a tech at the hospital? Just check out these "Resolved Tickets" from some techs out in the IT field...

ISSUE: Computer fan is getting old and almost needs replacement.
RESOLUTION: Almost replaced computer fan. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Test computer works fine except auto-reboot doesn't work.
RESOLUTION: Funny, auto-reboot was not installed on this PC. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Something loose on this Medcart.
RESOLUTION: Something tightened in this Medcart. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Dead bugs found in this computer.
RESOLUTION: Replaced with live bugs. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Computer won't turn off.
RESOLUTION: Unable to reproduce problem since computer is turned off. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: NumLock key doesn't work when light is off.
RESOLUTION: NumLock key is not supposed to work when it is off. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Monitor doesn't work.
RESOLUTION: This is a printer. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: CDROM won't play.
RESOLUTION: It's still the printer. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Desktop wallpaper is upside-down.
RESOLUTION: Deleted desktop wallpaper. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Evidence of coffee leaking out of keyboard.
RESOLUTION: Evidence removed. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: PC volume unbelievably quiet.
RESOLUTION: PC volume set to a more believable quiet. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Capslock key sticks.
RESOLUTION: That's what they are supposed to do. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Suspect there is a noise coming from the harddrive.
RESOLUTION: Suspect you're right. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Keyboard is missing.
RESOLUTION: Keyboard found connected to computer after brief search. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: ASCOM phone handles funny.
RESOLUTION: ASCOM phone was warned to straighten up and act serious. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Computer is starting to hum.
RESOLUTION: Computer does not know any of the lyrics. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Extra mice found in desk.
RESOLUTION: Cat installed. Closed ticket.

ISSUE: Noise coming from inside the computer. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
RESOLUTION: Took hammer away from midget. Closed ticket.

[Grimmy]

Good ones Bingo!

I will have to remember those! :thumbs:

[Mad Fox]

cute

[Death Engineer]

I laughed my head off at these. Thanks!

[Slay]

lol :thumbs: