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FlameRush
03-09-2003, 01:51 AM
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BONUS JOKE
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Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier
noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you
always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my
husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the
most evil thing I could do to him."
FlameRush
03-09-2003, 02:08 AM
That had to be boring for her husband.
OUTLAWS Jag
03-09-2003, 05:32 AM
:rofl:
Casanova
03-09-2003, 11:57 AM
:lol:
Sepra
03-09-2003, 02:29 PM
:lol:
Strifer
03-09-2003, 03:18 PM
:rofl:
Morpheus
03-09-2003, 04:59 PM
:hmmm: Must suck to be him. :WTF:

:rofl: :lol:
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
03-09-2003, 05:14 PM
That is why us men have several remote that work the TV :devil:
FlameRush
03-09-2003, 08:27 PM
Another.
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BONUS JOKE
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From Sheila -- I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency
room. The nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out,
"Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered over this
information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "This
is not the Internet."