houston.....we have contact

[Phoenix]

Well, Im sure some of you have been wondering where Ive been *cough* yeah right *cough*.....In any case, I made contact with the "outer world".........I was abducted by aliens where they performed tests on me. They eventually killed me, but I was brought back to life in an alien form.....see avatar for an idea. I am currently on a space ship in Sector Quixonain.....for you non-taragenish speakers, that is about a few galaxies down from yours. Its much nicer here....let me tell you, the aliens here are HOT. Oh, and it is politically incorrect to call us "aliens:..we prefer the term Magbi.
I miss my old family a little, but everyone has to move on sometime, I guess my time came sooner than most :) Oh, and guess what!? The life expectancy for us Magbi is 800 plus years.......so I get to outlive all of you! Ha! .............anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my recent happenings, and I wont be on as much either, my supervisors are having my do in-depth research on plutonic nitroxide.......very interesting indeed.

And on a final note, I was talking to the local Magbi psychic recently and she told me that the US and Iraq qill go to war......and the world will blow up and everyone will die. So......just keep that in mind :) Ill try to keep you guys updated on my life as an "alien".....too-da-loo.....

[Dissectional]

Glad to hear it. Seems you are enjoying yourself....maybe too much? :blink:

[ME BIGGD01]

:lol:

[Gun Element]

Shouldve guessed.


Dont stay for too long!

[V98ci]

Can I get some of whatever it is your smoking? :jammin: :wootrock: :thumbs:

[Sauron]

Originally posted by V98ci@Mar 13 2003, 06:04 AM
Can I get some of whatever it is your smoking? :jammin: :wootrock: :thumbs:
:rofl:

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Mar 13 2003, 05:47 AM
Well, Im sure some of you have been wondering where Ive been *cough* yeah right *cough*.....In any case, I made contact with the "outer world".........I was abducted by aliens where they performed tests on me. They eventually killed me, but I was brought back to life in an alien form.....see avatar for an idea. I am currently on a space ship in Sector Quixonain.....for you non-taragenish speakers, that is about a few galaxies down from yours. Its much nicer here....let me tell you, the aliens here are HOT. Oh, and it is politically incorrect to call us "aliens:..we prefer the term Magbi.
I miss my old family a little, but everyone has to move on sometime, I guess my time came sooner than most :) Oh, and guess what!? The life expectancy for us Magbi is 800 plus years.......so I get to outlive all of you! Ha! .............anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my recent happenings, and I wont be on as much either, my supervisors are having my do in-depth research on plutonic nitroxide.......very interesting indeed.

And on a final note, I was talking to the local Magbi psychic recently and she told me that the US and Iraq qill go to war......and the world will blow up and everyone will die. So......just keep that in mind :) Ill try to keep you guys updated on my life as an "alien".....too-da-loo.....
http://bainsidhe-sauron.bei.t-online.de/SomeSmilies/Confused2.gif

[Gun Element]

Yea well.. WE'LL show U!


U may live longer, but U dont have SERIOUS SAM!

AND I BET THEY ARE HOT CAUSE THEY HAVE A MAN LOOK TO THEM!

Here we have hot chicks

<------------ :w00t:

[Slice]

So when are we going to have space sex again? That was much enjoyable. ;)

[Dan2]

Did you get the dreaded "probe"??? :w00t: :w00t:

[Dangerous Dan]

good to hear from ya Phoenix, so does this cryptic message actually mean that you&#39;ve almost got a girl friend now or have one.....? ;)

[Sirc]

Cool Phoenix&#33; I glad to hear you are annoying yourself too. :thumbs:

By the way, way does the nitroxide have to be plutonic? Aren&#39;t they allowed to love each other? That&#39;s kinda sad. :bawling:

Anyway, I&#39;m also glad to here you&#39;ve found women (or whatever) that will accept you. Party on dude&#33; :thumbs: :drink:

[Phoenix]

*raaaaooorrrrrrrrr*.......*buzz*......*fuuuuuuz*.. ...looo..sing.........transmission.........sig..*p hrrrrr*.....nal......"

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Mar 13 2003, 12:28 AM
*raaaaooorrrrrrrrr*.......*buzz*......*fuuuuuuz*.. ...looo..sing.........transmission.........sig..*p hrrrrr*.....nal......"
Houston we have lost downlink. We fear Phoenix is lost to us now. :hmmm: :w00t: :P

[Phoenix]

*buuxxx*......phrhrhrhr....sirc.........phrhrhrhr. ..is..........pshshshs..*beep*..............silleh .....phhrhrhrhr......*Bink*.............
*silence*.............................



[houston control room]----------we lost him sally.......dont worry......Im sure he&#39;ll be fine in space
Sally--......I hope so too bob...........I really do........*sniffle*

[Aries]

where are the men in the white coats when you need &#39;em?&#33; :rofl:

[FlameRush]

Can you PM me a pic of the HOT aliens??

[Slash]

Whewww, for a minute there I thought you were coming to Houston. :oooo:

[Saretta]

Originally posted by Slash@Mar 13 2003, 02:13 PM
Whewww, for a minute there I thought you were coming to Houston. :oooo:
:rofl:

[Sepra]

:rofl: :rofl: How can I quote just one person. This whole thread was funny&#33;&#33; :rofl: :rofl:

[Gun Element]

Phoenix should be a sci-fi artist for movies and books.


Incredible&#33; :wootrock:

[Snip3r]

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/wtf-lightning.jpg O_o

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

aliens=anal probe.

[Gun Element]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by VS BloodScream@Mar 13 2003, 10:37 AM
Can you PM me a pic of the HOT aliens??
uhhhhhh..........will do cap&#39;n

[Phoenix]

**** cock penis................oh, bink

[Mr Clean]

Phoenix, this place is definitely more interesting with you around....

[FlameRush]

Pheonix, can you teach me how to speak alien, so I could talk to them, they are so cool how you said, I wanna build them a playboy ship.

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by VS BloodScream@Mar 14 2003, 07:34 PM
Pheonix, can you teach me how to speak alien, so I could talk to them, they are so cool how you said, I wanna build them a playboy ship.
Uh, whats a playboy ship?

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Mr Clean@Mar 14 2003, 07:29 PM
Phoenix, this place is definitely more interesting with you around....
Arna So? Que ona Stilin Bosh. [translation] thank you, you kind man. I want to hug you like I hug my cockupine, and smother you with flowers and kisses and show you various body parts and probe you. I love you............and so does Ishmail[/end]

[Dangerous Dan]

i get the feeling that this planet is based around different morals than earth ;)

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Phoenix+Mar 14 2003, 06:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phoenix @ Mar 14 2003, 06:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Mr Clean@Mar 14 2003, 07:29 PM
Phoenix, this place is definitely more interesting with you around....
Arna So? Que ona Stilin Bosh. [translation] thank you, you kind man. I want to hug you like I hug my cockupine, and smother you with flowers and kisses and show you various body parts and probe you. I love you............and so does Ishmail[/end] [/b][/quote]
To translate is a diffucult task.
But I do feel this will explain it all
:ghey:

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by The Clanless Wonder@Mar 15 2003, 12:39 AM
i get the feeling that this planet is based around different morals than earth ;)
yeah, Ive already got myself 10 wives.....oh wait. :shifty:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

http://www.outlawsrulez.com/smile/whybother/1.gif

[Strifer]

...

[The Matrix]

So how hard is it to have.............with an alien?

[The Matrix]

:rofl: lol :rofl: