GAMEMECCA - THE MOVIE

[Pathos]

THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA


PREVIEW
Teaser 1
Teaser 2

PART 1
The Dark Age of the World of Final Fantasy GameMecca

PART 2
Once Upon a Time in an Outlaws Gay Bar

PART 3
Sir Jiminator & The Forest of Villains

PART 4
Sir Jiminator Vs. Rodzilla



*** BONUS FEATURES ***

Photos # 1 - The Last LAN
Doctored photos of forum regulars? Isn't there some kind of rule against this?

Photos # 2 - The Ultimate LAN
80 more pics of all your favourite forum buddies -- it's just what you didn't know you've always wanted!!!

Rocket Whore - The Movie
Your typical Serious Sam frag movie. Sorta.

Serious Sam - The Music Video (Trailer)
Frags? What frags? Sam is a raging machine of violent dance. See the game the way Croteam intended!

Funeral for a Friend
MERC mourns the sad departure of Static.

GameMecca in a Word
If only all my posts were as succint.

El Greatest South American Pics Threads Ever!
A bori-- stirring account of my trip through the homeland.

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[center]==================================[/center][center]THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA
BOOK I: Funeral for a Friend
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(The Scene is MERC Central Command. STATIC is reclining on one of the many MERC psychiatric lounges. A few paces away, DR. SALvation FREUD sits with pad and pen in hand...)

DR. SALvation FREUD: Describe, in single words only, the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

STATIC: My mother?

DR. SALvation FREUD: Your mother.

STATIC: Let me tell you 'bout my mother...

DR. SALvation FREUD: I said single words only!

(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts STATIC)

STATIC: Ouch! Hey!

DR. SALvation FREUD: Stop fooling around.

STATIC: You started this!

DR. SALvation FREUD: Quiet you insecure little brat.

STATIC: You know, for a would be psychiatrist you carry a lot of negative emotional baggage..

(DR. SALvation FREUD clouts STATIC again)

STATIC: Oi! Bloody hell!

DR. SALvation FREUD: Get on with it.

STATIC (rubbing his temple): Well it all started about two weeks ago...

(The scene begins to wobble and blur)

DR. SALvation FREUD: Sh!t. The camera man is drunk again.

(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts the camera man)

DR. SALvation FREUD: Learn how to bloody focus! And stop shaking the camera! Now where were we?

STATIC: Well, about two weeks ago...

(DR. SALvation FREUD hurriedly writes as STATIC rambles on. Time passes. As STATIC finishes talking there is a short pause while DR. SALvation FREUD finishes scribbling with a flourish. He stops and looks down thoughtfully at what he has written)

DR. SALvation FREUD: How do you spell 'decapitate'?

STATIC: I think it's-- What??

DR. SALvation FREUD: Nevermind. As for you, there is nothing of the schizophrenic manic-depressive in you. In fact, you are entirely TOO normal to be a MERC! As such, I'm prescribing an indefinite hiatus from the clan, mixed with a five week intensive course of electro-shock therapy to be conducted by Ex-MERC Barry the Oft-Trodden-On Hamster - and if you think i have issues you are in for one rude awakening! Besides, with PATHOS around, one greasy wog is quite enough thank you. Now get out.

STATIC: Fine! I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CLAN ANYWAY! Jerk.

(STATIC leaves a sobbing wreck)

DR. SALvation FREUD: Okay, you can come out now...

(A rather ornate cupboard sitting in the corner of the office trembles slightly and the door swings open)

FASTway: ...I mean did you have to eat the lady's turkish delight in such a suggestive manner??

PHOENIX: Hey you're just jealous 'cos I got the babe and you got some big hairy lion trying to hit on you!

(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts them both)

DR. SALvation FREUD (sighing): Just another day at MERC Central Command...