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THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA
PREVIEW
Teaser 1
Teaser 2
PART 1
The Dark Age of the World of Final Fantasy GameMecca
PART 2
Once Upon a Time in an Outlaws Gay Bar
PART 3
Sir Jiminator & The Forest of Villains
PART 4
Sir Jiminator Vs. Rodzilla
*** BONUS FEATURES ***
Photos # 1 - The Last LAN
Doctored photos of forum regulars? Isn't there some kind of rule against this?
Photos # 2 - The Ultimate LAN
80 more pics of all your favourite forum buddies -- it's just what you didn't know you've always wanted!!!
Rocket Whore - The Movie
Your typical Serious Sam frag movie. Sorta.
Serious Sam - The Music Video (Trailer)
Frags? What frags? Sam is a raging machine of violent dance. See the game the way Croteam intended!
Funeral for a Friend
MERC mourns the sad departure of Static.
GameMecca in a Word
If only all my posts were as succint.
El Greatest South American Pics Threads Ever!
A bori-- stirring account of my trip through the homeland.
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[center]==================================[/center][center]THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA
BOOK I: Funeral for a Friend
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(The Scene is MERC Central Command. STATIC is reclining on one of the many MERC psychiatric lounges. A few paces away, DR. SALvation FREUD sits with pad and pen in hand...)
DR. SALvation FREUD: Describe, in single words only, the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
STATIC: My mother?
DR. SALvation FREUD: Your mother.
STATIC: Let me tell you 'bout my mother...
DR. SALvation FREUD: I said single words only!
(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts STATIC)
STATIC: Ouch! Hey!
DR. SALvation FREUD: Stop fooling around.
STATIC: You started this!
DR. SALvation FREUD: Quiet you insecure little brat.
STATIC: You know, for a would be psychiatrist you carry a lot of negative emotional baggage..
(DR. SALvation FREUD clouts STATIC again)
STATIC: Oi! Bloody hell!
DR. SALvation FREUD: Get on with it.
STATIC (rubbing his temple): Well it all started about two weeks ago...
(The scene begins to wobble and blur)
DR. SALvation FREUD: Sh!t. The camera man is drunk again.
(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts the camera man)
DR. SALvation FREUD: Learn how to bloody focus! And stop shaking the camera! Now where were we?
STATIC: Well, about two weeks ago...
(DR. SALvation FREUD hurriedly writes as STATIC rambles on. Time passes. As STATIC finishes talking there is a short pause while DR. SALvation FREUD finishes scribbling with a flourish. He stops and looks down thoughtfully at what he has written)
DR. SALvation FREUD: How do you spell 'decapitate'?
STATIC: I think it's-- What??
DR. SALvation FREUD: Nevermind. As for you, there is nothing of the schizophrenic manic-depressive in you. In fact, you are entirely TOO normal to be a MERC! As such, I'm prescribing an indefinite hiatus from the clan, mixed with a five week intensive course of electro-shock therapy to be conducted by Ex-MERC Barry the Oft-Trodden-On Hamster - and if you think i have issues you are in for one rude awakening! Besides, with PATHOS around, one greasy wog is quite enough thank you. Now get out.
STATIC: Fine! I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CLAN ANYWAY! Jerk.
(STATIC leaves a sobbing wreck)
DR. SALvation FREUD: Okay, you can come out now...
(A rather ornate cupboard sitting in the corner of the office trembles slightly and the door swings open)
FASTway: ...I mean did you have to eat the lady's turkish delight in such a suggestive manner??
PHOENIX: Hey you're just jealous 'cos I got the babe and you got some big hairy lion trying to hit on you!
(DR. SALvation FREUD gets up and clouts them both)
DR. SALvation FREUD (sighing): Just another day at MERC Central Command...
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