GAMEMECCA - THE MOVIE

[Pathos]

[center]==================================
THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA
BOOK II: The Last LAN
==================================
[/center]

On the eve of GameMecca's 1 year Anniversary, it was time to give something back! [reaches for halo] Unfortunately... i don't do refunds! [sits halo comfortably atop horns]

In the interests of reducing the size of this already humungous, self indulgent thread, i'll link to the pics rather than display them outright. This is also handy for winning me browny points in heaven.

If you'd rather look at the pics in one go, and not risk a potentially terminal bout of click-itus, swing your sassy butt over here for the initial post.


Leave it to CRISM

The BIOHAZARD Debacle!

Welcome to - Picnic with Chef LEV! The would be hit show nobody's talking about!

OPTIMUS - Pretty much meets the eye!

Target: Osbournes!

Midget Frivolity!

Dan2 forced to question his once fullproof "technique"

THE MACHINE! ..is where he left them...

Now Where's Terminathare - The exciting book now in an effervescent, all new LIVE format!

In need of - The Ultimate back rub!

Teens 101: Tips from Grimmy and Dan2 they WON'T, thankfully, ever teach you in school!

The imitable LaSH and JAG - theirs was a FORBIDDEN love!

A Shocking, unwanted revelation hits Boston

Shoggy shows us shome sherious Shgender shissues!

Roses are Red, the boys nads are all blue!

Chico and Dan2 - their friendship was the stuff of legends!

Savanna snapped amidst a cacophony of giggled cruelty

OUTLAWS TRIUMPHANT!

Pathos is a JERK

[Pathos]

The clock is ticking... The curtain's raising... The scene is setting... The horses are grazing... The--

(We hastily exit for a timely toilet break. After a moment, we return to find the lights dimming. Thankfully, the corny tirade seems to have faded as well..)

Behind the scenes, the camera man flips his digital camera open, cooly taps his focus button, and we the privileged christ-i-really-need-to-be-inebriated-for-this-sh!t audience find ourselves in... where else but a SEEDY NIGHTCLUB! DARK LEVIATHAN is bopping away - we're not sure if we'd call it dancing exactly, and no one has been hurt yet, but you get the idea! Anyway, LEV spies an attractive woman walking in, hastily smoothes his greasy mop of hair back with some ever-handy saliva, and casually sidles up to her.

DARK LEVIATHAN (deepening his voice): Heya babe! The name's.. DARK LEVIATHAN!!

BABE: Hi DARK LEVIATHAN, I'm Nicole!!

DARK LEVIATHAN: I've got an apartment just around the corner, Nicole!

BABE (deepening her voice): I've got a penis in my underpants, DARK LEVIATHAN!

DARK LEVIATHAN (turning green): I did wonder about the three day stubble! Er... nice meeting you!

(DARK LEVIATHAN runs. He bumps into SALvation)

DARK LEVIATHAN: I almost picked up a chick with a dick!

SALvation: Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

DARK LEVIATHAN: Second time this week - this sh!t ain't funny!

(DARK LEVIATHAN suddenly becomes faint, wobbles a moment -- a strikingly similar pose to his so called dancing -- and topples into SAL's arms)

SALvation: LEV?! LEV, what's up man?? Was she THAT ugly?

DARK LEVIATHAN: No more than usual! But no.. this is something else. I haven't felt this faint since.. since... oh no! OH NO!!!

SALvation: What?! Since what??? Don't do a River Phoenix on me, bud!

DARK LEVIATHAN: The serial! The Serial!!!!

SALvation: You heard the man, get him some cereal!

(WAITRESS rushes to get some cereal)

SALvation (calling after her): And make it Coco Pops - it's his favourite!

DARK LEVIATHAN: No, you DICK! The Gamemecca Serial - The Chronicles! It's.. i think it's.. coming back! It's returning for one more horrific round!!

SALvation: What?!?!! NO! Oh god anything but that! Say it's NOT true! SAY IT BITCH OR I'LL---

(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRUDES! A SHODDY, STAR WARS-ESQUE SCRAWL BEGINS TO WORK ITS WAY SLOWLY UP THE PAGE..)

READERS VOICE: Hello, boys... MISS ME?????????????????

DARK LEVIATHAN and SALvation (throwing their arms around one other, shutting their eyes and screaming as loudly as their effeminate lungs will allow):
NOOOOOOOOOOHandOffMyCrotchLEVOOOOOOOOOOOOSorryManF orceOfHabitOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[center]

Also starring:-

...that loveable larrakin of misadventure ------> SIRC!

...that seamstress of heathenistic temptation ------> SEPRA!

...her whip-lashed boy-toy-come-guapo ------> JAG!

...that misunderstood, oddly funky one-man tirade of mirth ------> MERKWANNABE!

...the author who's left no decent bloody lines for himself ------> PATHOS.. [cough cough]

...and last but not least, BECAUSE NOBODY DEMANDED IT, fan favourite ------> MAD ZOMBIE FLOATING COW!!!

MAD ZOMBIE FLOATING COW: Thank you, thank you - it's an UDDER pleasure to be here!

READERS VOICE: Oh man! GROAN!

But wait READERS VOICE, because there's MORE! Yes, it'll all be Guest Starring:-

...the biggest name this side of Pauly Shore ------> Everyone Else!

MR SLiK (sticking his head in from the side): "They'll break all the rules!"

READERS VOICE: God help us, one and all..


Coming Soon...ish!
[/center]

[center](Check your local prisons and mental wards for forthcoming session times)
[/center]

[Pathos]

Out of respect for Scorchles, i thought i'd best hold off on posting the next couple of Chronicle eps until he's finished his run on "Crimes in RED". If you haven't already, y'all should check it out over at the Villains forum - it's fab! Here's el linko:-

http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/index.php?...f=80&t=18901&s=


***


Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 1

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 2

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 3

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 4

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 5

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Time & Time Again, Part 6

[Pathos]

[center]
=============================================
THE CHRONICLES OF GAMEMECCA
BOOK IV: Rocket Whore - A Serious Sam Movie
==========================================
[/center]

Linky Winks

[Pathos]

Chronicles, Book IV

The Adventures of Michael MERC.

VOICEOVER GUY: Coming July '04!