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    Quote Originally Posted by OUTLAWS Black Rose
    in your dreams
    they're damn good dreams too sweety

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

    Some people are like a slinky...
    not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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    Hang on just a second. Pure has "damn good dreams" about me in my underwear!

    I think it's time I found another forum......
    ....Too fast to live, too young to die....



    ....In Hiding.....

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    Lost soul! Pure_Evil's Avatar
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    yup, they include you in your undies, a chainsaw, and some rabbid racoons, and oh yeah, I forgot, ice cream amd one of Rosie's whips


    * I got the whip from my Rose dreams *

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

    Some people are like a slinky...
    not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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    you three are nuts
    (tnx for word, DH )

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    got this in an email


    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
    speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The
    monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous On the
    pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start
    to get nervous, I take a sip.So next Sunday he took the monsignor's
    advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a
    drink.He proceeded to talk up a storm.
    Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
    following note on the door: Sip the vodka, don't gulp. There are 10
    commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. Jesus was
    consecrated, not constipated. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not
    bet his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. The
    Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
    the spooky. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
    When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't
    say he was stoned off his ass.We do not refer to the cross as the Big T.When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, take this and eat it for it is my body, He did not say Eat me. The Virgin Mary is not called
    Mary with the Cherry The recommended grace before a meal is not:
    Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.Next Sunday there will
    be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest
    at St. Taffy's.

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    Lost soul! Pure_Evil's Avatar
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    oh my

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

    Some people are like a slinky...
    not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Hard
    Hang on just a second. Pure has "damn good dreams" about me in my underwear!
    .....

    is that you?
    -=(OUTLAWS)=- Black Rose
    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Hard
    Hang on just a second. Pure has "damn good dreams" about me in my underwear!

    I think it's time I found another forum......
    LMAO!

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    No Rosie, that's not me. It's Pure's vision of me
    ....Too fast to live, too young to die....



    ....In Hiding.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Hard
    No Rosie, that's not me. It's Pure's vision of me
    Yup, he's small like that in my visions....


    it's the whole chainsaw thing he has issues with.




    Hey DH, Does SS2 replace SSSE?

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

    Some people are like a slinky...
    not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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