The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
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The average lemur sneezes 2.4 times a day.
Chuck Norris had counted for 2 times until infinit
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
the big bang was made by a Chuck Norris' "rondhouse kick"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use solar creme.He can kill UV Radies with "rondhouse kicks"
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Chuck Norris had win at the lottery with a train ticket
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Iron Maiden sing "Fear of the Dark". the Dark sing "Fear of Chuck Norris"
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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